naughtyharriestwins:

thezebraliterallyatethetomato:

*flails for 500 years*

slender man..

I think you mean

Slender Dan

mytubers:

phanesh:

jfC WHAT HAVE I DONE

OH MY ACTUAL GOD

puuurrrrrrrr:

emilyisthetardis:

puuurrrrrrrr:

emilyisthetardis:

gUYS A KID IN MY SCHOOL MADE THIS VIDEO ASKING EMMA WATSON TO PROM AND I REALLY NEED VIEWS SO SHE WILL SEE IT

THIS IS THE MOST PERFECT THING EMILY I’M BEGINING TO HAVE FAITH IN OUR SCHOOL’S OVERALL POPULATION WHICH IS SUCH A PLOT TWIST YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW

KAT IF SHE SAYS YES

KAT

EMMA IN OUR SCHOOL

I’D BE CRASHING THAT FUCKIN PROM

emilyisthetardis:

fishingboatproceeds:

justmargaret:

hermionejg:

Tumblr: JOSHUA BRAND FOR AUGUSTUS WATERS

Me: Who?

Tumblr: ASDFGAHGHGHDGDAJOSHUABRANDFORAUGUSTUSWATERS

Me: Is this an actor? Theatre? Films? Television? What’s he been in?

Tumblr: I DON’T KNOW JUST GOOGLE IMAGE HIM JOSHUA BRAND FOR AUGUSTUS WATERS

Me: *googles*

Me: Oh. I understand.

Holy shit.

Hello there.

(I am not casting the movie. I repeat: I AM NOT CASTING THE MOVIE. I have about as much say in casting as you do. I don’t know who this person is. I do not know if he speaks English. ALL I KNOW IS THAT HELLO SIR NO NEED TO BUTTON UP THAT POLO.)

john green is perfection

phanesh:

danisnotonfire:

:O I just hit ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND subscribers on youtube!!
that’s absolutely effing mental.

THANK YOU GUYS! I LOVE YOU <3 
I’ll have to find some party poppers or bake a cake or something.. 

“remove friend”

bloodmagik:

when people say they like a band but dont know the drummers grandmas maiden name

Oh so you don’t know what the guitarist’s sister favorite food is? Good fucking luck trying to impress any member of that band.

pj + fantastic foursome

sarahdiemer:

stickeh:

50shadesofacceptance:

I’m going to pee

Tried to hit the retweet button instead of reblog but…

CAN I GET AN AMEN.